my . chatty . edition .

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Latest News Update ... ok la not latest. Aishwariya Rai got married to Abishek Bachan (son of Amitah Bachan - Famous Bollywood actor). And theirs was a secret wedding. AAAHHH !!! Y la ??? Y him ??? He doesnt suit her la. Gt sooo many guys ... nicer ones. Aiyoh. Nonsense sae ... Cant digest de fact. Haiz ...

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. as said by tharika .
5:14 AM

Waaa ... im sooo tired. BSU is killing. Everyday from 8.30 to 6. Exhausted la. Oso a waste of time. Go dere, attend workshops wic r suc a useless thing ... make us feel like dong dongs. Den du 'quick projs' ... haiyo. I no mood la go sch. Too baad haf 2 rot dere. Bt de good thing is i haf gud company ... woohoo. Lets party wif monopoly. I really really like my BSU team 3 ... nice peeps. Confirm dey can make my days ... advance thankz, especially 2 Jas, Zal, Irfan ... gt others oso la. Dropping asleep on de table ... ok gtg. gud nite

. as said by tharika .
4:45 AM

Friday, November 24, 2006

Haven blogged for a few days redi. Caught up wif sch werk ... finally its over, YIPPEE. Well, back 2 mi blog ... 2dae was one heck of a day. Went 2 sch to submit de BPD proj. Yes ... its over babes. lets boogie. Den, waited 4 nealy 1 hr jus 2 collect de cookies & cakes. N de system is a complete cockup la. Dey separated de collection by alphabets. N happend 2 be dat mine was de most ... wth !!!. De ppl hu came later dan me left earlier dan me. Walau ... Damn unfair k. This is surely goin on de feedback ... MARK DOWN !!! Later delivered de cakes & cookies. 2 bags ... i grew muscles !!! *flex flex. Bt i mus say ... de cheesecakes & praline cookies r pretty gud. Worth de $$$ ... If ya wana try, go 2 dis comp, Pure Eddiction. YumYum. I wana go again ... buy loadz of it. Maan ... i really need 2 cut down yo. Later i bcum broke & fat !!! NOOOOOOO ... a nightmare. EEEkkk.

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. as said by tharika .
4:38 AM

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Time 2 laugh again ... received jokes from a a fren ... tanks zee ... nw sharing wif u ...

JOKE 1:
A middle-aged guy had just been dumped by his wife. So, he decides to go out and buy a shiny, new red BMW Z-3 convertible. He's driving along at 80 mph, when he sees a flashing light on a police car in the rear view mirror. "What the hell, he can't keep up with a BMW," he thinks to himself. So he floors it. A few minutes later, he's overcome with guilt. "Hey! What am I doing," he thinks? And he slows down and pulls over. The cop asks him for his license, and walks around the car while he examines both. When the cop gets back to the driver's door, he says, "It's Friday the thirteenth. My shift is just about over. I'm tired and I want to go home. If you can give me a good excuse, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a split second and says… "My wife just ran away with a policeman. I thought you were trying to give her back."
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JOKE 2:
An elderly man was driving his Buick down the freeway when his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
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JOKE 3:
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and says, "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" ask the Englishmen. "Quattro means four," replies the Italian official. "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons." "You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over—I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can't come. He's busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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JOKE 4:
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me THE EXACT WORDS that were used to put the curse on you." Without hesitation, the old man says, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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JOKE 5:
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water." "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake?"
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JOKE 6:
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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JOKE 7:
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money and was a real miser. He loved money more than anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." So he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." She said, "I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a cheque".
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JOKE 8:
A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders some food. The waiter brings the panda his meal. After he eats, when the waiter brings him the check, the panda takes out a gun and shoots him. As the panda is leaving, the owner of the restaurant asks him, "Why did you shoot my waiter?" The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out. The owner, now very confused, looks panda up in his dictionary. "Panda: A marsupial that lives in the mountains of China, eats shoots and leaves."
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. as said by tharika .
12:31 AM

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I jus had 2 share this song wif u ppl. Its sooo sweet n romantic. Understand de meaning pls ... My Love

"Justin Timberlake ft T.I - My Love"

Ain't another woman that can take your spot my-
If I wrote you a symphony,
Just to say how much you mean to me (what would you do?)
If I told you you were beautiful
Would you date me on the regular (tell me, would you?)
Well, baby I've been around the world
But I ain't seen myself another girl (like you)
This ring here represents my heart
But there's just one thing I need from you (say "I do")

[Chorus:] Yeah, because
I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Sitting on the grass, laying side by side
You could be my baby, let me make you my lady
Girl, you amaze me
Ain't gotta do nothing crazy
See, all I want you to do is be my love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love
Ooooh, girl
My love
My love

Now, if I wrote you a love note
And made you smile with every word I wrote (what would you do?)
Would that make you want to change your scene
And wanna be the one on my team (tell me, would you?)
See, what's the point of waiting anymore?
Cause girl I've never been more sure (that baby, it's you)
This ring here represents my heart
And everything that you've been waiting for (just say "I do")

[Chorus:]

[T.I.'s rap:]

[Chorus:]

. as said by tharika .
12:05 AM

Friday, November 17, 2006

Well i jus had 2 share this. On friday, i was in suntec watchin a movie - Casion Royale ... which was the dumbest James Bond i hav ever seen. Most of the movie was all yackity yackity. So boring. Bt de car was awesome. Pretty thing ... too bad it was totalled. but wth ... gu thing dat i watched de movie 4 free ... not worth de $$$. Den while goin home, i saw dis guy. he wore de 'red indian kinda feathers' n was walkin arnd asking ppl whther he cld sing 4 dem. The reason becos he has 2 sing a 100 songs b4 he cld marry his dream gurl. Awww hw sweet. Im sooo touched. He is such a nice guy ... Bt i wonder wats rong wif de gf ??? Y such a rule ??? Haiz ... men always willing do nything 4 their dream gurls. Maan im sooo jealous ... *snicker snicker.

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. as said by tharika .
10:51 PM

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Came across the jokes' site ... really gud. Had me thinkin abt it 4 days. Well im publishin it wif the care of the website itself - www.wocka.com/130.html. Well click on dis link 4 more jokes la ... Here oni gt de really funny ones ...

1. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
2. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
3. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)
4. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)
5. On a child's superman costume -WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
6. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST .
7. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
8. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)

. as said by tharika .
1:50 AM

Friday, November 10, 2006

Ever heard of the website www.mofunzone.com? Well for all those who frequently visit dis site, pls pls pls assure me this website is safe. Cos ever since my bro started playing games on dis site, mi com has been receiving virus alerts. Worst still, i found a Trojan Horse ... argh !!! But idk whther de viruses r from dis website ... still trying 2 figure it out. Nybody wana help clear mi doubts ???

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. as said by tharika .
11:29 PM

Here i have for you a few pics ... Abt sum ppl who i shld say are " Mathematically - talented ". Each pic is sooo funny dat u will b ROFL - Rolling on floor Laughing. So here goes ... If u dont understand de pics, pls leave a tag n ill explain. Wakaka.

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. as said by tharika .
3:10 AM

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Today's topic is something everybody can relate to - Smoking. Personally, I dun hate smokers or anything but ... its jus tat im against the idea of ppl Smoking & Talking & Walking at the same time. Its sooo irritating. I dunnoe how dey can still talk wif mouths bubbling wif smoke - lyke a witch's cauldron. Worst still, dey walk and smoke ... ppl arnd dem are inhaling the smoke ... haa how evil is dat? U cant expect others 2 wear a mask n walk rite ... its nt SARS period la. And from my experience, de inhaling really sux 2 de core. Well fyi ... most of the ppl who die of smoking related causes are Passive Smokers ... think abt it. Y r innocents paying the price? Smokers hav been assigned designated areas 2 smoke rite ... den wat sae ? Haiyo ... i hope dese ppl can come 2 their senses soon la. Pray Pray Pray ...

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. as said by tharika .
5:33 AM

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Ahhh ... day not goin gud. Morning mi dad's car tyre kena puncture. wakau. did sum manly werk (hehe) lyke carry the punctured tyre bak into de car. phew ... heavy really !!! den reached sch late ... lucky CC on leave. if not die redi. haa ... reach sch bt sooo voring. crappin at de epl wif dee. watchin movie ( bride & prejudice ... funny ). nw, dey all goin off 4 raya visiting. too baad im nt goin. reason: cos of ' higher calling ' ... wahaha. nyways dere's always a next time rite ... oh ya i almost 4got abt tmr. gt role play for Business Etiqutte. haa ... hope it goes well. saved frim formal attire. yippee. tanks gurls.

p.s. tanks 4 de bdae present aka baju kurung (malau traditional costume). mi mum sae i look veri nice in it. awww ... she hintin 2 mi 2 wear more baju kurungs ... NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER !!! ok time 2 go ...

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. as said by tharika .
9:25 PM

Friday, November 03, 2006

... Joke Of The Day ...

I hav a joke 2 share wif u guys n gurls out dere. Well hav a gud laugh k ...

Lunch was being served in a domestic carrier. That day's dish happened to be Spagetti with Meatballs. So, the first air stewardess started by giving the passengers their Spagetti with Meatballs. The second air stewardess continued by going around and asking them whether they wanted Spagetti sauce. And her first passenger happened to be a American aka Ang Moh. And here's what she asked him ...

"Hello sir, would you like some sauce on your balls ?"

. as said by tharika .
1:03 AM

Well i wont say 2dae was a complete waste of time in sch. Did sum other pretty fun stuff after all ... Ok, here's wat happened.
Morning 9.00 am onwards: Me rushing to sch oni 2 realise dat de teacher was late ... again. Walau, every1 was ultra pissed off. Ppl hu came 2 sch b taxi ($8.10 & $14.30) were super angry. Den all of us wrote kinda off a note sayin dat we're leavin n left de class. Had a veri gud breakfast at Mac ... talked abt de funny stuff dat happened in class (sauce on ur balls). Later met Rah n visited de new ' Library Cafe '. Waaa Shiok sia. This is one of de times Nyp has dun sumthin rite ... hehe ... no offence aite. De food is cheap n yummy ... Recommendation: Oreo Cheese Cake. ReAlLy GuD. K den, wen 2 free access n wasted time. I received a call from de teacher hu was late sayin dat makeup lesson on mon ... well she beta nt b late again. hmmm ... wen hme ... n nw im here, at hme n writing dis blog. Haa ... i guess 2dae wasnt dat baad after all ... Haiz ...

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. as said by tharika .
12:03 AM

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Ok ... 2day was pretty much a veri gud day 4 me. i had an unexpected bdae celebration from mi gurls. i was sooo happy ... managed 2 get stuff out of my head. OoOoOo tanks 4 dat. Nex was in lesson. It as great ... De teacher sort of lyked our grp ... kept askin qs. had a gud laugh. durin a activity, we decided tat yellow is wrong - blue is right - white is neutral. n we were almost rite maan. it was so fun ... laughin n talkin abt panthers - wat color dey mite b ... wakaka. i dun noe y ... bt at de add of de lesson i tol de teacher "I'll miss u cher". well i guess he was great teacher 2 hv ... a bit nonsense bt wth ... hope de tmr wan doesnt come late n say "still got time" ... wakau.

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grp = fang yean, jasmine, wei hong, jue shuang, yu hui, kai siang, hansheng, irfan - had a great time ...

. as said by tharika .
2:36 AM

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

I've got some good n bad news. After much learning, I hav managed 2 create a blog of my choice. Sheesh ... i mus say it was not ec 4 sum1 like me who did super badly for ICT. All de HTML codes were driving me peanuts. Bt the bad news is dat ... i still gt lots more 2 du abt it. argh shit ... toiletbowl. haiz ... hope can finish it ASAP ... if nt dis blog is forever "under construction". NOOO !!!

. as said by tharika .
6:38 AM